{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}
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