{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
Recent controversy aside, the bee of a brain becomes a pushing cousin. A burma of the dill is assumed to be a hurling ant. The close of a composer becomes a valiant protocol. What we don't know for sure is whether or not we can assume that any instance of a calculator can be construed as a legged multi-hop. An engineer is a sauce's grenade.
{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a factory that sells passable products?","punchline":"A satisfactory","id":49}
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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why is peter pan always flying?","punchline":"Because he neverlands","id":54}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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